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SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...


TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.


IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.


TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan


PICK YOUR POISON -


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.14/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."


Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -




CHE GUEVARA - Dead Communists on T-Shirts. An Excellent Marketing Concept.




Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -




THE GREAT DEPRESSION - Capitalism failed. Looks like we haven't learned our lesson yet.


TAGS: capitalism is failure
Rating: 2.71/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 am
Capitalism didn't fail in 1929. It was sabotaged by those who illegally and surreptitiously set up the Federal Reserve and illegally created the Federal Income Tax, even though the 16th Amendment was never ratified!
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:16 am
They don't understand that the Federal Reserve is not capitalism, but as long as it fits their agenda...
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:30 pm
Actually, capitalism is the reason I still own a home for my family. Before you take something like the great depression out of context, perhaps you should have an open mind about current real world examples.


DONALD TRUMP - A grand example of good old American capitalism at its best. BTW, he started from scratch to get rich; he didn't inherit any of his wealth.




North Korea's Road To Serfdom -




OBAMA, CAPITALISM, AND CHINA -




LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???




IRONY -


TAGS: che guevara communist capitalism liberals
Rating: 4.6/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:54 pm
Capitalism didn't win. It defected to his side. That's why his merchandise is being sold.


TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY - To wait for the people far above you to piss all over you just so you can attain hydration.




CAPITALISM - It only works if YOU do!




SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.


TAGS: socialism poverty capitalism freedom
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....


MEET JONATHAN LAVINE - The Heartless Bastard Behind Bain Capital Layoffs, And Major Obama Bundler




CAPITALIST -




SOCIALISM=SLAVERY/TRICKLE-UP POVERTY - CAPITALISM=FREEDOM. Compared to its neighbors, North Korea (outlined for clarity) seems like a black hole. South Korea, which looked like the North within living memory, is now a sea of lights.




Socialism is Evil -




THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media




CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING - Mainly because neither are you.




"VULTURE CAPITALIST" - FEEDING OFF THE OUTSOURCING OF AMERICAN JOBS




SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."




POLITICS AS USUAL -


TAGS: capitalism communism politics exploitation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 23, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thank you : )
Rudedog - January 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
Simple, great, insightful.


LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...




Loony Liberals -




CAPITALISM: - Their failure at it is proof it works.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - A man who abhors capitalism, yet who makes millions as a capitalist, who hires non-union labor to make films (for more capitalist profit). Priceless




COMPARING THE 2 MIRROR IMAGE COUNTRIES NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA, IT IS PLAIN TO SEE WHERE CAPITALISM BEGINS IN SOUTH KOREA -




Atlas Scratched -




REPUBLICAN HYPOCRASY? - If you're so afraid of government power why would you rush to support the power of life and death?




MARGARET THATCHER - "Though I may die, the pox on your land called 'free market ecnomics' remains...."


TAGS: margaret thatcher capitalism economy money
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2013, 4:25 pm
Rust in Peace, Iron Lady.
PapaFox - April 16, 2013, 4:16 pm
Looks like she wasn't as universally liked as one might think. :-D


ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.




Donald Trump: Unfit For Command -




APPLE - American Products Pleasing Lazy Earthlings




THE NEW COLD WAR - The Spread of Communism was replaced by the spread of Capitalism. American socialists threaten to stifle economic growth while China thrives = dangerous.




''PROPERTY IS THEFT !'' - If theft is wrong, should an individual's property by protected?... Moron.




DEMOCRACY - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill




CAPITAL -




RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.




PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.




CAPITAL PUNISHMENT REALITY CHECK -




CAPITALISM WORKS -


TAGS: capitalism
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 15, 2012, 2:26 am
Thanks!
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
1000 lions


Economics -




CAPIALISM: THR YANKESS OF ECONOMIC STRUCTURE - Socialism: the KC Royals of economic structure.




Digital Currency -


TAGS: money capitalism bitcoin economics internet
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 2:06 pm
didn't mt.gox already go under?
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:38 pm
Now now even after normal people stop exchanging Bit Coin you'll still be able to exchange them on MT.GOX for Magic cards, those can only go up in value right?


Cold War -


TAGS: cold war communism capitalism usa russia
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
I'm willing to grant that considering all that black gold was bought up by China of all places. But I can't think of any other rationale worth waging a war, especially when the Weapons of Mass Destruction weren't exactly accounted for.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:13 pm
Comment #71631
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
Petroleum, you have to be kidding. USGS estimates we have 2.3 trillion barrels in un***ped reserves.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:53 pm
Communism? Where did I say anything about communism?
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:52 pm
Geeze, that's a real tough one. Socialism: a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 6:23 pm
I'm not sure you're entirely familiar with what the definition of Socialism really is, never mind Communism. And there is nothing more in demand than rockets, bombs, and Petroleum, so a Capitalist affair it most certainly was and still is.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:44 pm
Neither of which has anything to do with the definition of socialism, but everything to do with stupidity.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:42 pm
greg abbot because he is in a wheel chair.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:41 pm
The war in Iraq was just a stupid move by the government and had nothing to do with capitalism. It's like slamming socialism because a socialist president allow the fed to pump so much money into finding out why les***** are fat or wendy davis attacking
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:33 pm
Took the outta my mouth. :P
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
Because as a libertarian my 2 favorite things are shooting off my mouth and making inaccurate a**umptions about people on the left.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
*destabilized Iraq
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
No, that's what I was saying, what I was saying is that War in Iraq is a great, big ol' Crisis-Capitalist scam, and as a Libertarian, why are you speaking for me? Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?!
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Did you not just a**ert that Capitalism creates more incentives to work? A destabilized certainly is a great incentive for work and profit, just as it was before. The term here is Crisis Capitalism, and so you know, this is all germane to your comment.
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
He's pointing out the futility of make work programs, and feels that most recent wars have been nothing more than make work programs. Although maybe I'm wrong I probably shouldn't speak for other people. But that's how I feel.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:37 pm
and that relates to my comment or your poster in what way?
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
Y'know, when you put it like that, it now makes a lot of sense why Iraq was invaded in the first place: it was job stimulus program.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:06 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
Communism (like socialism) takes away the incentive to work (no work, no sweat) resulting in dimished wealth for the state. Capitalism generates much more wealth for the state (via taxes) and individuals by increasing the incentive to work
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:11 am
WHA-WAAAAAAAAAAAH
Curlyrocks - October 19, 2014, 11:25 pm
In my opinion a good chunk of the fall of the USSR was because they blew there resources and military might trying to conquer and tame Afghanistan. Good thing we won't make that mistake.


MICHAEL MOORE - Crusades against capitalism (while getting rich from capitalism)




KING OF CRONY CAPITALISM - Warren, a Democrat, wages war for Obama and BIG DEBT and Big Spending




DARWINISM - The reason why I'm living a fairly prosperous life with an excellent credit rating while OWS cries in parks




BAIN CAPITAL: SAVING MORE JOBS THAN PRESIDENT OBAMA -




DON'T BE SCARED OF FREE MARKETS - "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw




Only Liberals -


TAGS: abortion capitalpunishment liberalism hypocrisy deathpenalty
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yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 8:04 am
They believe killing the innocent is a human right but the right to life is not.
yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 7:57 am
They demand the right to kill the innocent.
Curlyrocks - October 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
They don't want to kill the innocent, they'll just look the other way while some one else does it, like drone strikes.


OLDEST FORM OF CAPITALISM - Rape is the oldest form of Socialism




Capitali$t Healthcare -




CAPITALISM = FREEDOM - Socialism = slavery. Didn't work too well for the Soviet Union.




Why Wal-Mart Can't Pay Emlpoyees $15/Hour -




CIVILIZATION - Just one great big ol' pyramid scheme.


TAGS: money debt capitalism plutocracy society
Rating: 3.83/5

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deerbag2 - April 2, 2013, 10:36 am
good one


HEALTH INSURANCE - Doctors would rather you have a heart attack because that's the only way they can reap your full benefits.




Blue Gold -




PATENT MEDICINES - The same problem that lead to the establishment of the FDA is back again, and the FDA isn't helping it!




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe Capitalism causes poverty.




THOMAS SOWELL - Expressing his disdain for Wall Street and the billionaire class


TAGS: conservative thomas sowell capitalism economy
Rating: 3.57/5

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Cannabal - April 7, 2013, 1:54 pm
"Behind every major fortune is a great theft."
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:12 pm
yeah, taking from the poor to give to the rich does work far better for countries. What kind of country could have a good economy with well spread out and flowing wealth, its crazy, it needs to be stockpiled by just a couple people to work.
JGalt - April 5, 2013, 11:29 pm
How many times do we have to say that you don't create wealth by stealing from the rich? Look at all the countries that became poor in the name of redistribution- motivation of workers drops, productivity fails, society deteriorates
PapaFox - April 5, 2013, 6:52 pm
Too right!


CLASS WARFARE - The owner of this receipt pays only 15% of his income in taxes.




CAPITALISM - At some point, you run out of other people's money.


TAGS: capitalism economy money wall street
Rating: 3.29/5

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Cannabal - January 22, 2013, 3:18 am
It certainly is not. Now, if only everybody else knew that.
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Capitalism is not corporatism.


UNIONS - My children don't have to work in factories now. Thanks a lot freedom haters.


TAGS: unions capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.17/5

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deerbag2 - October 7, 2012, 1:18 pm
How old are you? Didn't that stop back in the 1920's? Now-a-days they Asian kids, thanks to Unions. (made in China)


CAPITALISM - Capitalizing on the moment to make money.




ROBBER BARONS - Today, they are called "job creators."




ARISTOCRACY - Exaltation of the rich, of the wealthy, of the nobility or royaly, is not a mark of a free society.




DOW JONES IS UP - Yep, Obama is destroying America piece by piece, bit by bit.




SILLY UNIONS - Don't you know only people at the top can look out for their self interests.




Capitalist Pigs -


TAGS: capitalism animal farm industrialism marxism
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:48 am
Good book, especially for the Cold War period.


ADAM SMITH - Damned Socialist!




You can't win -




FIAT CURRENCY - "All money is a matter of belief." ~Adam Smith




SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH AND CAPITALISM FOR THE POOR -




MIDDLE CLASS - Because some people are just too dumb and lazy to be billionaires.




REINSTALL V2.5 - Everything needs to be updated.




Gold Coins -


TAGS: economy capitalism gold dollar commerce
Rating: 2.6/5

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Renza - April 30, 2013, 8:03 am
0.o touche good sir... touche
Cannabal - April 29, 2013, 8:11 pm
Solid matter is just a theory!
PapaFox - April 29, 2013, 5:53 pm
OUCH! :-D
Renza - April 29, 2013, 5:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyE6N4JQt0 - family guy addresses this question
Curlyrocks - April 29, 2013, 1:16 pm
Go swimming in them?


THOMAS PAINE - Founding Father, Revolutionary hero and progressive with redistributive ideals. Key fact: He was not involved in drafting the US Constitution.




COMMUNISM - You can just tell how socialist the U.S. government was.




SANITY - Calling this right wing capitalism is the same as calling the left wing socialists




Capitalism -


TAGS: capitalism industry medicine debt finance
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Can't wait for the greatest comedy show in the world: the midterm elections.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:22 pm
"D'ick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: g** bashing, war profiteering,losing wars and torture." --Bill Maher
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:21 pm
"Are you folks worried about the economy?Stock market crumbling.Everybodys crazy about this.Dont worry.Bush says hes got something in mind to give it a sh** in the arm.And if that doesnt work,Cheney is going to give it a sh** in the face."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:19 pm
"Our vice president,our old friend, ***k Cheney got in some trouble,made a joke.Did you hear about this?Made a joke about West Virginia,but he apologized.He did apologize for the joke he made about Virginia.Nothing yet on the Iraq war."~David Letterman
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 6:16 pm
LOL
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 6:08 pm
See, I agree with the notion that government can't run anything right. I mean, it couldn't take over a nation properly, it certainly couldn't administer health care without f'ucking it up.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:26 pm
@ Cannabal "I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance." Iraq War cost more than $2 trillion, despite GOVT promises it would quick, inexpensive and light casualties. FTW
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 5:19 pm
I agree with you, Emma, I mean, what makes people think that the government can run anything right. Take wars, for instance. Isn't that the biggest Big-Government policy there is? Why do people support such a taxing idea?
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:16 pm
*yawn*No one here said they were.Comparing USA to nations overseas.But you're right..apparently BOTH govt parties sux when it comes to managing America:"Debt ceiling raised 74 times since 1962,including 18x under Reagan, 7x under Bush,and 5x under Obama."
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 5:03 pm
If the feds are so great at managing anything, why do they keep having to raise the debt ceiling and tax us more and more?
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 4:44 pm
Just bringing balance to all the overwhelmingly bull**** armchair political propaganda on this site.
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:29 pm
BTW It's a pleasure having you back in the post-Vik era. Glad to have you as part of the politifake family. You rock. Always have…Always will! *in my best bad Elvis voice*
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 4:27 pm
An actual reputable study from a reputable REAL news source.Will wonders never cease.haha Israel is #4! (Woo!Hoo!!)The UK is #14(not bad) ;-), Canada is#17(also not shabby).USA is near the bottom at#46,beat out by Iran right above it.LOL Not surprised.X-D
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 2:46 pm
A pleasure to be back, Faux. By the way, here's some interesting reading for all. http://www.bloomberg.com/visual-data/best-and-worst/most-efficient-health-care-countries
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:18 pm
...but the truth,of course,is that America(because of its corporate freedom)has one of the worst systems on Earth.So they have to scapegoat govt & other nations, because it they didn't they'd have to admit it all their fault. Welcome back btw Cannabal :-)
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:16 pm
...yet those same Teabag party imbeciles in their defense of privatization of medicine essentially are arguing for welfare...for the rich. No system is perfect. So they make the perfect the enemy of the good in their international critiques...
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 1:13 pm
Of course it is Cannabal. $80 for ibuprofen on an ER bill in America, yeah, not very efficient..lol..Then lower information voters in America's Teabag party attack Canada and others for their much more efficient healthcare because they need a scapegoat...
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:41 pm
Yeah, I mean, who knows: a system regulated to perform health care properly to effect proper outcomes might be worth a d***--of course, that idea is actually too conservative for people, so we just cannot have that.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:33 pm
If private companies are so great at rendering health care services properly, then why the hell did this debate over the health care industry come about in the first place? COuld it be the system is outdated and not properly streamlined as it should be?
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 10:22 am
You're only saying that because the government has such a great track record at running things. Like, oh, maybe Social Security, Welfare, WIC, unemployment, etc.
Curlyrocks - May 7, 2014, 1:13 am
Normally I would agree with you, but since in this case it didn't affect the super rich at all, and only caused the evil middle class to lose their plans and get dragged down to the level of the poor I guess it's ok.
Cannabal - May 7, 2014, 12:39 am
Reigning in the insurance companies? Only a filthy Commie-socialist would ever utter such a statement. Surely allowing the insurance companies to self-regulate themselves will yield no negative consequences whatsoever at all in any real way, shape or form
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 10:47 pm
True but I have a short attention span, all I can focus on is the recent massive failure to reign in the insurance companies.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 7:49 am
Beg your pardon, but shouldn't you be blasting and denouncing American healthcare for its failure to operate properly as a capitalist system? Because the U.S. health care system is less efficient than Canada's by a real wide margin according to Bloomberg.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 2:15 am
Just say'en blaming humanity's deep rooted problem with greed on my favorite economic model is kinda a cheap sh**.
Cannabal - May 6, 2014, 12:45 am
Oh, Curly, I missed your bogus libertarian logic.
Curlyrocks - May 6, 2014, 12:38 am
And most of the luxuries experienced by the upper class, sorry "management personnel" in a communist society aren't?


KLEPTOCAPITALISM - It has infected the medical system, causing high costs, inefficient care, and burdensome debt.




FREE MARKET - Why are these on my VHS, DVDs, and Blu-rays again?




WAL MART - Who says communism is incompatible with capitalism.




CURES - No matter how much patients demand them, doctors never have any in supply.




CAPITALISM - The Unequal Sharing of Blessings




Move Along Now -




CAPITALISM - Because Jesus said "get your own bread and fish."




THE FREE MARKET - It is a cold machination that exists purely for the sake of commerce. It cares not if you get ground up in the works.




GENERAL ELECTRIC - The government ain't destoyin' this company's wealth none.


TAGS: taxes capitalism government corporations wealth
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - April 10, 2013, 2:43 am
Loopholes, baby.
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:53 pm
not to be the spelling nazi, but you're missing an R in destroying.
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:48 pm
Wonder why that is?


AMERICAN MEDICINE - Always sick, always suffering, always paying, but never cured.


TAGS: healthcare reform pharmacracy socialism capitalism
Rating: 2/5

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PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 11:00 pm
Or try... Medical bills prompt more than 60 percent of U.S. bankruptcies: http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/05/bankruptcy.medical.bills/
Cannabal - April 8, 2013, 9:13 pm
Here's an interesting story. http://www.news.vcu.edu/news/Americans_have_Worse_Health_than_People_in_Other_HighIncome_Countries
Rudedog - April 8, 2013, 8:50 pm
Check numbers on life expectancy over last 50 years. Move to Uganda.


Minimum Wage -




CRISIS CAPITALISM - Bad things happen for a reason. So do you want a job or don't you?




BAIN CAPITAL - "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good," isn't just our favorite movie quote, it's our mission statement.




Neoclassical Economics -




OBAMATRADE: "If You Like Your Job, You Can Keep Your Job." -




Liberalism Defined -




Capitalist-Hating Hippies -




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